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Old Jun 10, 2009, 10:09 AM // 10:09   #1
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Default Offering one's brain to science research

the brain, an unexpected source of drinking water !
Plz discuss.
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Old Jun 10, 2009, 10:39 AM // 10:39   #2
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Brain and water do not mix. You die if you have water in your brain. Try again.
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Old Jun 10, 2009, 11:42 AM // 11:42   #3
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Unless empty, smashing your brain against the wall would produce at least one liter of water !
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Old Jun 10, 2009, 11:55 AM // 11:55   #4
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and if one family needs 10 liters of drinking water per week, we'd have to smash 40 brains per month just for one family? =S

you're cruel, mister bush ;p
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Old Jun 10, 2009, 12:09 PM // 12:09   #5
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So zombies are really just dyhadrated people in need of a drink? Makes sense.
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Old Jun 10, 2009, 12:13 PM // 12:13   #6
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pink Eyes!

I don't think I want to do that.
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Old Jun 10, 2009, 05:27 PM // 17:27   #7
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Just thinking that the water i'm drinking comes from a smashed brain on the wall, i want to drink a beer instead ;P

..or even Blood \/vv\/ ;p
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The water in you head is "liquide celebro-rachidien" don't know the english term

But there basicly small pockets of liquid in your brain to protect against impact. would not drink it
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The water in you head is "liquide celebro-rachidien" don't know the english term

But there basicly small pockets of liquid in your brain to protect against impact. would not drink it
Cerebrospinal fluid. Quick google french... I mean, search. Your brain floats in it, but it's really a bad idea to drink that goo.
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Old Jun 10, 2009, 09:25 PM // 21:25   #10
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You could always resort to squeezing poo for water.
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Old Jun 13, 2009, 09:02 PM // 21:02   #11
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This seems a suitable place for this little factoid. If you get lost at sea and need drinking water - you can drink sea water through your colon using an enema. No joke!

So try that before bashing your friend's head with a paddle. Also, why bother with the brain - the blood is more edible source of fluid and a lot more of it, and also their bladder - urine is normally sterile.
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